HELLO,

TWILIGHT BOOKS 'SUMMARY'
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: Shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.

I LOVE THIS HAHAHAH ITS THE BEST :) YES YES YES OMG I WAS LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY OVER IT :D HAHAHAHHA THE VOLTURI = THE ITALIAN VAMPIRE MAFIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

TOMORROW IS FINALLY FRIDAY! :) HEEHEE. Tomorrow is PW day, aka one of the two best school days of the week :D WHEEEEEE. But tomorrow is also stupid Sec 4 farewell for Infocomm (which i'm not all that bent on going) and Arts Appreciation Night, aka, DRAMA NIGHT :) Which sounds really good ;D

BUT BUT BUT, I'll be missing my DA JIE JU ): MY XIANG WO NI DE SHOU DA JIE JU ): OMG. Its the only chinese show I watch! YES I WATCH CHINESE SHOWS :D *beams with pride* BUT YES STUPID STUPID DR YEAH DIES ): OH BOOMZ I REALLY WANT TO WATCH THE SEASON FINALE I SWEAR I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT SHOW ITS THE BEST CHINESE SHOW THAT I'VE EVER WATCHED (not that my exposure was great or anything, my Chinese survey I wrote under "how many hours of chinese programmes do you watch in a week" 5 hours because xiang wo ni de shou is the only chinese show I watch. but still D:)

Need to go soon to study GEOG and memorise a bit of History. I think I'm starting to sound like a freak. Going to study through the weekends :D WHEEE *nerd glasses* 8D Sec 2 has this weird effect on me because I want my triple sciences SOOOO BADDDD.

QUEUEING POSTS NOW. Carina Loh didn't come to school today. I was so bored I had no one to talk to whenever i had something basically idiotic to say. PE was sucky. HELLO, SOCCER? I hate soccer. I love standing as goalie and stuff. I cannot kick the ball straight for nuts. I love benchball and I miss basketball with the 6-2'08 bballers ):

BUT LET'S BE OPTIMISTIC. PW TOMORROW. PW IS THE BEST. YAYYYY :D Slacking in beloved PW room to be done! (: I hope there are no more intrusive seniors and the lamp has been cleaned/replaced :D (HAHAHAHAHAHHA sorry inside joke. Liztan & Mrs Lau, [Wednesday's post! :P] ) :D

OH THIS MORNING WAS SO FUNNY. THEY ANNOUNCED DETENTION CLASSES AND I WANTED TO LAUGH LIKE CRAZY BUT I COULDN'T BECAUSE I HAD TO LOOK GOOD FOR P/A DUTY. :P :P :P = DETENTION. YAYYYY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

Walking down the divide between canteen and trelis and turning and turning like a catwalk so as not to get booked with NATMUR was awesome :) I MISS NATMUR! ): Talked, :) 'HOWS LIFE' HAHAHAHHA :D

10PM, THAT'S MY CUE. GOODNIGHT :D